fairytailsfireball:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

I want it!

thebarbarians:

can u imagine tho. ymir and christa walking down the street, holding hands. some guy walkin past is like ‘fuckin dykes’ 

and its teeny tiny christa who turns around and is like ‘SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU’

and ymirs like ‘yyeeeh baby get him!!’